Fuck Yeah Alan Partridge
Nothing is black and white.. to convince Lynn when it is right to lie : “I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said how do i look? would you say go and take that blushed off you mis-shapened elephant tranny or would you say you look nice… John
Have you ever had sausage and beans in a cup?

Have you ever had sausage and beans in a cup?

Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine
SPICEWORLD!

SPICEWORLD!

Alan’s number 1 fan

Alan’s number 1 fan

Convoy? Michael, you’re hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It’s like being inside an enormous Fox’s Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus.